BBC | Deadly Sars virus found in tears
The deadly Sars virus has been found in tears, it has been announced.
Months of searching has finally paid off, when doctors in Singapore at last discovered the Sars virus hiding behind a cabinet in one of the local hospitals. After much coaxing from the relevant authorities, the Sars virus emerged from its makeshift sanctuary, sobbing most passionately.
"All I want is to be loved," it wailed, when interviewed by a BBC reporter. "People just don't understand that."
Dr. Tan Ah Choo at Singapore's National University advises the public to not be fooled by these 'crocodile tears' and has labelled this incident "a shameless and manipulative attempt to prey on the kindness and heart of Singaporeans."
Mrs. Deadly Sars virus, away on holiday in Hong Kong, was unavailable for comment.
Months of searching has finally paid off, when doctors in Singapore at last discovered the Sars virus hiding behind a cabinet in one of the local hospitals. After much coaxing from the relevant authorities, the Sars virus emerged from its makeshift sanctuary, sobbing most passionately.
"All I want is to be loved," it wailed, when interviewed by a BBC reporter. "People just don't understand that."
Dr. Tan Ah Choo at Singapore's National University advises the public to not be fooled by these 'crocodile tears' and has labelled this incident "a shameless and manipulative attempt to prey on the kindness and heart of Singaporeans."
Mrs. Deadly Sars virus, away on holiday in Hong Kong, was unavailable for comment.
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