National Service. OBS wannabe or secret government plot?

Yeah! No school today. I can now sit around and slack like how I've been doing for the past 3 days. Sorta half welded together with the ESP. =) People ask, what's that *points*? And I say, oh that's just an extra limb, some genetical mishap, with an overdose of maroon pigmentation. Been playing Metallica's Unforgiven (trying to learn the solo, *eye twitches* TRY-ing! NGhhh!..) and Greenday's Espionage.

Other than that, I've also been reading a book called Julia. Yes, the one in Malay which I brought all the way here. Just to keep in touch with the language you know, even though only 23 million of 6 billion people speak the language. It's just the whole thinking behind - I spent a decade and more learning/mastering this language, it's a shame to let it go to waste, no matter how commercially invaluable it is. And it's also something to be able to tell people, oh I speak 3 languages and a Chinese dialect. =)

And you never know, Malaysia might just be the next galactic superpower so that we can oppress all the other poorer planets and wage war on those rich in sand (because sand is a fast rising commodity I tell you) under the pretext that they store secret underground silos of mass bananas. *nodding gravely* We're well on our way there people...we ARE! Then everyone will have to speak our language and raise their left hand in salute and go Malaysia BOleh! every time we meet one another.

That's why NS is around see? It's actually a top-secret plot to train seemingly randomly picked (but actually it's a complex process of selection where 18-year-olds with big plans to leave the country to further studies and those already overseas are picked, and all politicians'/bigshots' sons and daughters are inexplicably excluded) secondary school grads for higher military purposes.

To build a healthy generation and instil the love for our country indeed. My foot. Total world domination, just you wait and see. =)